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Posted by tech 23/05/2012 05:05 AM 8 Comments
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sexyman1 is offlinesexyman1

"GIVE it to me"she screamed im so fuckn wet,I want it Now" she could scream all she wanted but i was keepn the umbrella
01/08/2012 12:29 AM Top

nevranuff is offlinenevranuff

A man says to a woman. "Can i smell your pussy?" Horrified she replies "certainly not" "My mistake" says the man "Must be your feet then"
27/07/2012 11:19 AM Top

sarah is offlinesarah

Two fish got married ... it became ofishal   (bad joke) wink
11/07/2012 11:30 PM Top

sexyman1 is offlinesexyman1

i was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a txt claiming she loves anal.dyslexic bitch,it turns out she loves alan,my best mate
27/06/2012 07:56 PM Top

rugged is offlinerugged

This aint a joke.. but I recently heard about a guy who was having sex with some random woman he met at her house, he woke up in the morning and realised he had shit her bed!! So he left! lol gross but true story.
24/06/2012 01:02 AM Top

sarah is offlinesarah

lol, Here is a slightly naughty joke.

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
21/06/2012 11:41 PM Top

playfullcouple is offlineplayfullcouple

guees we da first ones there tech lol
03/06/2012 10:49 PM Top

playfullcouple is offlineplayfullcouple

here's one for ya tech, lady meets boy and invites hime back to hur place as they start getting into sum sex lady asks the boy if he wants to do 69 boy replies 69? whats that? she explains it to him and he says okay sure sounds good as they start to get into it she farts Oooppss sorry didn't mean to they carry on and she farts again Oooppss sorry was an accident as they carry on again she farts the boy gets up she asks him what are you doing? boy replies im not sticking around for 69 of those smile
03/06/2012 10:41 PM Top
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